BASEBALL
This week was a tale of people who did
or did not get the job done. In the American League, the only person
who got the job done in the AL East was Rich Sojka, who moves from
out of the playoffs to the 5th seed and second place in the division.
Paul Martinez, Bill Pentz, and Dave Leon all take at least 2 points
in the AL West, and all clinch playoff spots, while Mark Newman backs
into a play-off spot. Sojka, and Gary Vicente, who has the 5th and
final playoff spot, respectively, play each other, while Mike Garner
will get in if he beats Mark Newman, and Rob Narducci and Angel Cruz
can get in if Garner loses and they sweep - as they play each other.
In the National League, its a bit more simple. Gordon Pepper clinches
the top seed in the league playoffs with his win, and he and Brian Hill have
clinched playoff spots in the NL East. In the NL West, Rob Navalta
and Joe Long are safely in the post-season, and Bruce Walker and Artie
Rosalsky can join them if either of them win a point. But if they
get swept, and Sean (Fred) Plump sweeps, then Plump is in the playoffs
and the person who got swept is gone.
From the financial standpoint, Rick Sojka wins first place and $51,
Angel Cruz comes in second (which is good for $20), and Bruce Walker
takes the third place, $10 prize.
PLAY-OFF SCENARIOS
AL EAST
MARK NEWMAN - Though you sucked last
week, so did the other 2 people chasing you. You're in the playoffs,
and you win the AL East if you take 1 point. THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT
- MIKE GARNER
RICK SOJKA - In a MUCH better situation than last week, thanks to
Vicente and Garner getting swept. You win the division if you sweep
and Newman gets swept. You get into the playoffs if you take 2 points
or if the people chasing you suck, but why leave it up to chance?
THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - GARY VICENTE
GARY VICENTE - You should be staring at the outside, looking in
thanks to your dreadful effort this past week, but thanks to Garner's
equaly dreadful effort, you still have the final playoff spot. You
also control your own fate - but you need to take three points this
week to clinch or hope that Garner and some other people once again
drink from the fountain of suck. THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - RICH SOJKA
MIKE GARNER - RIght now, you are out of the playoffs thanks to you
getting swept by Angel Cruz. But since Sojka and Vicente play each
other this week, you still are in control of your own destiny -
that's the good news. The bad news? You must take 3 points to secure
a playoff spot, and THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - MARK NEWMAN
ROB NARDUCCI - You needed that sweep last week, and although it's
going to be tough, it's still possible to get into the playoffs.
You need 1. to take at least 3 points from Angel Cruz, 2. Gary Vicente
to lose to Rich Sojka, and 3. Mike Garner to lose to Mark Newman.
Those 3 scenarios are very possible, so you are still very much
alive. THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - ANGEL CRUZ
ANGEL CRUZ - You are also still alive, but you're in a leakier boat
as Narducci, meaning that you need 1. to SWEEP Rob Narducci, 2.
Gary Vicente to lose to Rich Sojka, and 3. Mike Garner to GET SWEPT
BY Mark Newman. But that's possible too, so you never know...THIS
WEEK'S OPPONENT - ROB NARDUCCI
AL WEST
PAUL MARTINEZ - You're in the playoffs.
2 points gets you the division. A sweep and a loss by Gordon Pepper
gives you the Number one seed throughout the playoffs. Life's looking
pretty good. THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - DAVE LEON
BILL PENTZ - Probably the biggest surprise in the league You're
also in the playoffs. You win the division if you win 4 points and
Paul Martinez loses to Leon. Life's also looking pretty good. THIS
WEEK'S OPPONENT - PRO WILLIAMS
DAVE LEON - You're also in the playoffs. You win the league with
a 4 point sweep of Martinez and Bill Pentz losing a game. Also looking
really good in terms of life. THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - PAUL MARTINEZ
ROB ACEVEDO - Being out for a few weeks and not getting a sub sealed
your fate. Better luck next year. THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - CHRIS HICKEY
CHRIS HICKEY - You also lost time due to you being out - but you
have also made more $97 so far and you have made a profit this year
- so why worry? THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - ROB ACEVEDO
PRO WILLIAMS - Also killed by the absent bug. The three of you are
a combined 39-93. Ouch. THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - BILL PENTZ
NL EAST
GORDON PEPPER - You clinched the
division 2 weeks ago, and got the train back on the track this past
week. You get the top seed throughout the playoffs with 2 points
this week. Sweet. THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - DAVE MASUR
BRIAN HILL - You have comes back from the dead to clinch a playoff
spot. You can clinch the #3 seed with a 4 point sweep next week.
THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - FRED CARLO
SEAN (FRED) PLUMP - Simple, yet complicated. You need to sweep your
opponent, then hope either Artie Rosalsky or Bruce Walker gets swept.
There's always hope...THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - JIM DEMARCO
FRED CARLO - The 2-18 stretch in
the middle of the year did you in - but you made $80, so it's not
all bad. THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - BRIAN HILL
DAVE MASUR - The one consistant thing - you've been inconsistant.
THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - GORDON PEPPER
JIM DEMARCO - So how was that 2 week trip to Disneyland? THIS WEEK'S
OPPONENT - SEAN (FRED) PLUMP
NL WEST
ROB NAVALTA - Despite the last 2
weeks, your second half surge has put you in the cat-bird seat.
3 points for you and you clinch your division. Even if you suck,
you're still in the playoffs - but you could drop to the 6th spot
if you do. THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - BRUCE WALKER
JOE LONG - You also benefitted from a late second half surge. You
are in the playoffs - you win the division if you take 4 ponts and
Navalta falters. Here's the catch - your opponent needs a point
to get into the playoffs. THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - ARTIE ROSALSKY
BRUCE WALKER - You desperately needed - and got - a win last week.
You are in ecstacy and agony - 4 points and any lost points from
Long gives you the division, but if you get swept, you could be
on the outside looking in. You need one point to get into the playoffs
- and you better get it, because if you wind up in a tie with Plump
for the last play-off spot, you lose. If you wind up tied with Rosalsky,
or in a 3-way tie with Plump and Rosalsky, you get in, but do you
really want to see it boil down to that? THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT -
ROB NAVALTA
ARTIE ROSALSKY - You didn't do yourself any favors with your horrific
performance last week, and although you can win the division, your
loss puts you in a non-enviable position. A 4 point sweep, with
a 3-1 Bruce Walker split, and the division is yours, BUT, of all
of the people involved - you desperately need a point the most.
You LOSE ALL Tiebreakers with ANYONE, so win the first game and
spare yourself the humiliation of missing the playoffs after a 10.5-1.5
start, OK? THIS WEEK'S OPPONENT - JOE LONG
DAVE DELEASA - Mr. Smooth has been very very rough. THIS WEEK'S
OPPONENT - ANSLEY HOLMES
ANSLEY HOLMES - Well, at least football season will be coming up...THIS
WEEK'S OPPONENT - DAVE DELEASA
RULES - REGULAR SEASON
1. HOW THIS THING WORKS: Bowlers bowl 3 games (Handicap = 80% of 210,
including negative handicap)
2. HOW TO WIN MONEY NOW: The Top 3 handicap Series of the night get
paid
3. HOW TO WIN MONEY LATER: Bowlers compete against each other - 1
point per game, 1 point for wood (series) - 4 Points total to be earned
per night. 13 Weeks of this format are played (52 points total). All
four division winners and the FOUR next best records in each league
advance to the postseason. (12 Bowlers total)
RULES - POST SEASON
1. Round 1 - The postseason will be decided the last night of bowling
- in the first round, both divisions will have a 3 person shoot out
- with the 1st, 5th and 6th seeded bowler in one shoot out and the
2nd, 3rd and 4th bowler in the other shootout. the first seeded bowler
is the bowler with the highest record - the second seeded bowler will
be the winner of the other division in in the conference, regardless
of record. The other four seeds will be based on best record.
The higher seeds will get 2 pins of bonus handicap for each point
that they finished better than the lower seeds during the regular
season. In addition, each seed that won their division will get 10
pins of bonus handicap. The highest score of the person in the threesome
advances.
2. The rest of the games - The rest of the games will be 1 on 1 in
the semis and finals - with $100 going to the winner - if there is
a tie, both seeds advance, if there is a tie in the finals - the money
is split.
Post-Season Pay-offs
Division Winners (1/2 Seeds) = $27
(3/4 Seeds) = $15
(5/6 Seeds) = $5
Postseason Winner = $100
Top Three scores - Last week:
1. New York Yankees - 715- $51
2. BX's Finest - 699- $20
3. Team Spawn - 691- $10
Monica Lewinsky Award (Close, AND A cigar, but no bucks) -
Bronx Bombers - 668
Here are the standings so far...8/14/02
| American League - East Division |
| Team |
|
Name |
|
Win |
|
Loss |
League |
|
$$ |
|
Owner |
| 2 |
|
* Tan Man |
|
27.5 |
|
16.5 |
20.5 |
|
15.5 |
|
2 - $56 |
|
M. Newman |
| 3 |
|
New York Yankees |
|
24 |
|
20 |
18 |
|
18 |
|
2 - $61 |
|
R. Sojka |
| 5 |
|
Vicentes Valiants |
|
23 |
|
21 |
19 |
|
17 |
|
|
|
G. Vincente |
| 4 |
|
New York Giants |
|
23 |
|
21 |
17 |
|
19 |
|
|
|
M. Garner |
| 1 |
|
Bronx Bombers |
|
21.5 |
|
22.5 |
15.5 |
|
20.5 |
|
1 - $10 |
|
R. Narducci |
| 21 |
|
BX's Finest |
|
20 |
|
24 |
18 |
|
18 |
|
3 - $106 |
|
A Cruz |
| |
| American League - West Division |
| Team |
|
Name |
|
Win |
|
Loss |
League |
|
$$ |
|
Owner |
| 9 |
|
* New York Mets |
|
30 |
|
14 |
24 |
|
12 |
|
2 - $86 |
|
P. Martinez |
| 8 |
|
* The Last Ride |
|
27.5 |
|
16.5 |
23.5 |
|
12.5 |
|
1 - $46 |
|
B. Pentz |
| 7 |
|
* New York Jets |
|
27.5 |
|
16.5 |
24.5 |
|
11.5 |
|
2 - $76 |
|
D. Leon |
| 22 |
|
FTES |
|
14 |
|
30 |
11 |
|
25 |
|
- |
|
R. Acevedo |
| 10 |
|
Pro's Players |
|
12.5 |
|
31.5 |
12.5 |
|
23.5 |
|
1 - $10 |
|
P. Williams |
| 6 |
|
Crazy Bowler |
|
12.5 |
|
31.5 |
11.5 |
|
24.5 |
|
2 - $97 |
|
C. Hickey |
| |
| National League - East Division |
| Team |
|
Name |
|
Win |
|
Loss |
League |
|
$$ |
|
Owner |
| 14 |
|
#1 Juiced Players |
|
33 |
|
11 |
29 |
|
7 |
|
- |
|
G. Pepper |
| 11 |
|
* Phillies |
|
25 |
|
19 |
21 |
|
15 |
|
1 - $51 |
|
B. Hill |
| 13 |
|
Yankees Suck |
|
20 |
|
24 |
18 |
|
18 |
|
- |
|
S. Plump |
| 23 |
|
Drop Dead Fred |
|
19 |
|
25 |
16 |
|
20 |
|
3 - $80 |
|
F. Carlo |
| 12 |
|
Neurobowl |
|
17 |
|
27 |
13 |
|
23 |
|
1 - $10 |
|
D. Masur |
| 15 |
|
New Generation |
|
15 |
|
29 |
11 |
|
25 |
|
3 - $60 |
|
J. DeMarco |
| |
| National League - West Division |
| Team |
|
Name |
|
Win |
|
Loss |
League |
|
$$ |
|
Owner |
| 24 |
|
* Monks |
|
26 |
|
18 |
21 |
|
15 |
|
1 - $10 |
|
R. Navalta |
| 18 |
|
* Yellow Dog |
|
24.5 |
|
19.5 |
22.5 |
|
13.5 |
|
3 - $66 |
|
J. Long |
| 16 |
|
Team Spawn |
|
24 |
|
20 |
18 |
|
18 |
|
3 - $50 |
|
B. Walker |
| 20 |
|
Artie's Army |
|
24 |
|
20 |
18 |
|
18 |
|
1 - $30 |
|
A. Rosalsky |
| 19 |
|
Smooth |
|
18.5 |
|
25.5 |
13.5 |
|
22.5 |
|
- |
|
D. Deleasa |
| 17 |
|
Dodgers |
|
17 |
|
27 |
15 |
|
21 |
|
1 - $51 |
|
A. Holmes |
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| This Week's Schedule |
| 2 Vs.4 |
|
3 Vs. 5 |
|
1 Vs. 21 |
|
7 vs. 9 |
|
8 vs. 10 |
|
6 vs. 22 |
| 12 Vs. 14 |
|
13 Vs. 15 |
|
11 Vs. 23 |
|
17 Vs. 19 |
|
18 Vs. 20 |
|
16 Vs. 24 |
|
| |
ACTION
The sob stories continue - remember
last week when Dave Deleasa won every second place position? Well
Rob Acevedo comes in second place EIGHT TIMES - SEVEN OF THEM AGAINST
THE SAME PERSON. OUCH. Angel Cruz is the opponent, and the rich
benefactor as he wins 7 brackets for $210. Don't cry for Acevedo,
though. He does wind up winning 2 brackets - and that plus the 8
finishes is an even $100 for the night. The one bracket winners
were Rich Sojka, Edgar Tanglao, and Mike Papetti - all of them win
$30, while Dave Leon takes $15 and Paul Martinez wins $5. For the
high game pots, Rich Sojka takes it with a 266 and grabs $80. Mike
Pepetti (236) and Rob Acevedo (237) each gets $25 for their scores.
| This is the amount of money that people have won so far
this year |
| PERSON |
|
$$ |
|
| Angel Cruz |
|
$759 |
|
| Paul Martinez |
|
$690 |
|
| Dave Leon |
|
$666 |
|
| John Bautista |
|
$490 |
|
| Fred Carlo |
|
$465 |
|
| Dave Deleasa |
|
$395 |
|
| Rich Sojka |
|
$374 |
|
| Bruce Walker |
|
$305 |
|
| Gary Vicente |
|
$300 |
|
| Mark Newman |
|
$270 |
|
| Mike Garner |
|
$265 |
|
| Rob Acevedo |
|
$240 |
|
| Mike Papetti |
|
$152 |
|
| Edgar Tanglao |
|
$145 |
|
| Ansley Holmes |
|
$136 |
|
| Chris Hickey |
|
$97 |
|
| Dave Masur |
|
$85 |
|
| Rob Healey |
|
$85 |
|
| Brian Hill |
|
$61 |
|
| Joe Long |
|
$66 |
|
| Jim DeMarco |
|
$60 |
|
| Bill Pentz |
|
$46 |
|
| Rob Navalta |
|
$37 |
|
| Phil Rapavi |
|
$35 |
|
| Artie Rosalsky |
|
$30 |
|
| Pro Williams |
|
$20 |
|
| Philip Grant |
|
$20 |
|
| Rich Patterson |
|
$10 |
|
| Bob Narducci |
|
$10 |
|
| Phil Tilstra |
|
$5 |
|
| Chris Wall |
|
$5 |
|
| |
| TOTAL |
|
$6,729 |
|
|
|